Dr K Chaudhry

.....From My Memory Roots
 
Full name Dr Krishan Chand Chaudhry
Popular name Dr K Chaudhry
Postal address B-1/104 Paschim Vihar, New Delhi-110063
Telephone +91-11-42316457  098105-71993
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Born 30 October 1944 at 10.10 AM at Mailsi, Multan, then in India
On records 1st November 1944
Schooling Birbhan Primary School, Jain Chowk, Bhiwani, Haryana (1949-50)  
Govt Primary School, Fatehabad, Haryana (1951-1954)  
Govt High School, Fatehabad, Haryana (1954-1960
Pre-Medical Dayanand College, Hisar, Haryana (1960-1962)
B.Sc. DAV College, Jalandhar, Punjab (1962-1964)
MBBS Jawaharlal Nehru Medical College, Aligarh (1964-1970)
Voice Over 1000 remix songs hosted at ukmall.net youtube.com and a thousand more public websites. 
Featured on page 1 & 9 of Metro Now 13 May 2008 
Live interview on India TV 13 May 2008 04.30 PM
Author Medicine for Students & Practitioners 
Biochemical  Techniques 
Synopsis of Pathology 
Medicine Mnemonics 
Surgery Mnemonics 
Pharmacology Mnemonics 
Obst-Gynaecology Mnemonics 
Anatomy Mnemonics 
MCQ in Paraclinical Sciences
Ex-Editor The Clinical Reporter 
Indian Pharmaceutical Index
Free Software Janam Patri(PCQuest CD-many issues) 
Horo-match 
Clinical Lab Reporter 
Colorimetry 
Prescribe
Own nursing homes 1. Public Hospital, Fatehabad (Haryana) 1971-78 
2. Veekay Nursing Home Paschim Vihar, New Delhi  1978-1998
Developed & Manufactured 1. First 1 ml colorimeter in India (1990) - Analog/Digital 
2. Analog/Digital pH Meters 
3. Biochemistry kits including Indole-3-acetic acid reagent (for fructose) infinitely stable at room temperature.
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Teaching Can teach just any subject, from Hindi Primer to Aeronautical Engineering. Online lessons listed at http://educationalvideos.us
Seeking opportunity as 1. Affiliate Manager - Can use my own affiliate software. 
2. Website Manager - Script problems troubleshooted in minutes - most IT/Finance/Educational websites in India are saturated with problems. 
2. Regional chief for international music channels/websites. 
3. Teacher - Biomedical Engineering, Biochemistry, Any subject 
4. Singer (Version recording) 
5. Composer - Hindi/Punjabi songs.
 
 
 
1947
Born on 30 October 1944 at 10.10 AM at Mailsi, District Multan, now in Pakistan,  I touched an international border only once during my life time - the border was just coming into existence. I have some dim memories of my life before that. A jumbo gate and 10 feet wide boundary wall surrounded our house called Cote (perhaps Court) - I used to roam alone unescorted in the shade outside the boundary wall and shout Zindabad Zindabad. At the age of three years, I was very poor in history - so were the people around. On an unknown date after 15 August 1947, I lost my father at Kurukshtra. He died of gastroenteritis. In the mean time two of my four mothers also passed away - I was left with only two.
 
Teacher at Birbhan Primary School, Bhiwani  
Master Chander Bhan
The amusing moment.... 
Some family members went to fetch water from the well. The bucket dodged the rope and disappered. A diver was summoned. He charged a takka (now three paise) and roped down the well. He failed to find the bucket but came out with Baltoyee (metal pitcher) as substitute. We stayed at Kurushetra refugee camps for a few weeks Hence the incidence could have occured only during 1947.
 
Teachers at Primary School, Fatehabad  
Master Chetan Dass 
Master Yash Pal
 
Born 30 October 1944 10.10 AM at Mailsi, Multan, then in India
Schooling Birbhan Primary School, Jain Chowk, Bhiwani, Haryana (1949-50) 
Govt Primary School, Fatehabad, Haryana (1951-1954) 
Govt High School, Fatehabad, Haryana (1954-1960
Pre-Medical Dayanand College, Hisar, Haryana (1960-1962)
B.Sc. DAV College, Jalandhar, Punjab (1962-1964)
MBBS Jawaharlal Nehru Medical College, Aligarh (1964-1970)
 
My First School .... 
Around 1949, my elderly cousin Amir Chand took me to Birbhan Primary School, Bhiwani. It was near Jain Chowk. To be precise, when we enter Jain Chowk from railway station side, our house RE-96 was second street corner to the right. Going straight away from railway station, was Ram Kishan Di Hatti, Gokul's shop, some 20-30 more shops, then right turn and the school behind masjid. The headmaster asked my birth date. It was rounded off to 01 November 1944. Till date, that is my official date of birth.
 
 
Teachers at Govt High School, Fatehabad 
Master Gita Ram 
Master Khem Chand 
Master Bansi Lal 
Master Kundan Lall 
Master Bhagwant Rai Batra 
Master Dharam Chand Chaudhry 
Master Hans Raj 
Master Parmeshwar Dass 
Master Ram Moorti 
Master RSD Bhatia 
Master Niranjan Das 
Master Kasturi Lal 
Master Bhagirath Lal
My First Teacher .... 
Around the year 1963, I was a B.Sc. student at DAV College, Jullundur (now Jalandhar). I recalled my first school teacher Chander Bhan. I inquired around the school and eventually reached him. Sitting behind a huge kaanta (weighing equipment) at his floor mill, he was visibly embarassed - unable to make out how to react. He offered me tea and I came back.
 
 
Honoured by Shri JP Vijh, Managing Director Jaypee Brothers, for being their First Author
Teachers at Dayanand College, Hisar 
Prof. DN Sharma 
Prof. LC Kaura 
Prof. SP Passi 
Prof. Sarvinder Paul 
Prof. BM Nagpal 
Prof. R Kumar 
Prof. GS Raswan 
Prof. Ishwar Chander 
Prof. CS Chopra
Teachers at DAV College, Jalandhar 
Prof. BS Bahl 
Prof. GL Chopra 
Prof. PL Kochhar 
Prof. SK Jain 
Prof. RSD Bhatia
Teachers at JN Medical College, Aligarh 
Dr SMH Naqvi 
Dr Col M Tajuddin 
Dr KN Gaur 
Dr Amar Hasan 
Dr HS Lakhtakia 
Dr BR Shukla 
Dr Shahista Mohsin 
Dr Mohd Zaheer 
Dr PN Saxena 
Dr Sami Hamid 
Dr Intissar Hussein 
Dr VN Sehgal 
Dr MC Gupta 
Dr KS Ahmed 
Dr SK Vishwakarma 
Dr SS Johri 
Dr SM Rizvi 
Dr D Kumar 
Dr JN Prasad 
Dr Mehdi Hasan 
Dr YVS Gehlaut 
Dr RC Agarwal 
Dr BS Pande 
Dr N Kumar 
Dr OP Ahuja 
Dr MH Khan 
Dr Uma Srivastava 
Dr Tajuddin Taj Shamsi 
Dr Wazihul Hasan 
Dr GP Mathur 
Dr Sarla Mathur 
Dr KN Ahmed 
Dr Abbas Ali Khan 
Mr MN Ansari 
Dr Zeenat Ansari 
Dr KN Ahmed 
Dr Brahm Swaroop 
Dr MB Khan 
Dr Kusum Saxena 
Mrs Shehla Moonis Raza 
Mrs Pravin Murad

I hate dictators. If job of a teacher is to dictate notes, millions of teachers can be taken off the duty by distributing notes compiled by a universally acceptable capable teacher. Obviously, I used to constantly look at the teacher and listen to him. During the year 1965-66, Miss Praveed Murad was teaching Proteins and all students were busy taking down dictation. I was attending the class my own way. Suddenly she burst,"Mr Chaudhry, why are you staring at me. If you are not interested, you may go out of the class". UPSET, I too began writing. Around end of the period, I enquired if I could ask a question.
"Madam. pepsin is protein and it acts upon protein. Why is there no autodigestion?"
"Mr Chaudhry, can you explain what you exactly mean."
"Madam, why some molecules of protein don't digest other molecules?"
The question went to HOD who promised me to find out answer.


Around the year 1968 I went to Tasveer Mahal Cinema, Aligarh, to view noon show "Ishq par zor naheen". All around there were girls, girls and girls. The movie had a touching song, "Main tumse door chali jayungi..." - I loved to listen it again and again. For matinee show again, there were girls, girls and girls. I walked in. After viewing evening show and night show too, I found my bicycle stolen from outside Khandelwal sweet shop. At police station, I stated theft time as 9-12 PM.  Can some mathematician help me calculate the probable time of theft? 
After I failed in pathology three times, I became a member of gang privileged to enter two adjacent  cinema halls without ticket. After show ended half a dozen of us posted ourselves at exit - at silly point, first slip, second slip, third slip, mid-wicket and mid-on - staring at every girl or woman coming out. With time I ended up as misfit with the gang. Because of my extraordinary behaviour, activities and achievements, my face was known to students and teachers all over the university. Perhaps eve-teasing would be most contraindicated for such a person. I was staring at a lady emitting out of hall. She walked over to me and my friends smiled from their positions. "Dr Chaudhry, could you recognise me? I am Dr Firdaus Jaffrey, dentist, introduced to you by Shehla Appa at Abdullah Hall fete.". How could I continue with that gang? I quit it in frustration. Twice again on subsequent occasions she asked me if I could recognised her and I could not. Thrice it happened with another lady. "Dr Chaudhry, mujhe pehchaana?". "Sorry, nahin pehchaan paaya apko". "Main, Dr Hem Lata Gupta! Lady Hardinge se". Unfortunately, that great madam was brutally murdered. From a patient I asked her address. She replied,"Your next door!".   


Correction : I was never a professor of any subject - Dr K Chaudhry
Also TV channels are projecting me as retired professor. I do not know how to stop. 
 
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