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I failed thrice in
Pathology
Professor RML Mehrotra : Mr Chaudhry, I feel the paper
had been somehow leaked out to you before you appeared in examinaion.
Myself : No Sir, that never happened.
Professor RML Mehrotra : That is impossible. Sitting
in library with access to all the books, some postgraduates in my department
are not able to site references correctly. In MBBS examination, without
any aid in hall, you site article name, authors, journal name. year, volume,
and even page numbers.
Myself : Sir, how can I convince you? Just now, please
give me any eight questions and I may be able to site some related references,
sitting before you with no aid.
Professor RML Mehrotra : Great and just unbelievable.
Professor RML Mehrotra awarded 41/50
IDIOT Professor Sami Hamid awarded 6/50
Grace marks allowed 02
Effective Total (including grace) 49
Pass marks required 50
During previous years, grace marks awarded were five.
A submitted application for consideration. Born against bribe culture,
I was not mature enough to understand Nafees (secretary to principal SMH
Naqvi) saying," Agar aap pass kar diye jaate hain to ye jo aap ke hath
mein transistor hai vo mera ho jaayega?". In response to my "No", he just
smiled,"Theek hai ye application main principal sahab tak pahunchaa doonga
aur vo aap ko zaroor pass kar denge.". I am still deadly against bribing
and do not regret having refused to give Rs250 transister and save one
precious year.
That means central government during 1969 was corrupt
and recruiting IDIOTS on high posts. Every year Nafees and Mutaahir (PA
to principal SMH Naqvi) extorted around Rs5000 from many parents
outside entrance examination hall, assuring favouritism during admission,
within full knowledge of principal and university authorities. Candidates
on waiting list were sent telegrams,"....position on waiting list. Please
visit Aligarh to know if seat available. Inform whether coming or not.".
Rs20,000 were demanded from third positioner Delhi girl Sharma (I may recall
exact name and post it here) to supercede second positioner, Ram Sarup
Chaudhry - perhaps year 1969. What a funny telegram content! Just supersede
any candidate with remarks - No information received - Candidate did not
come. - and extort money from next incumbant.
The learned professor used to run free clinic
(maintenance charges Rs2/- and some setting with chemist) well beyond midnight
thronged by and talking interesting things to fourth year students. After
seeing every patient, he removed cork of a six ounce dispensing bottle,
took a sip of cough syrup (XXX RUM) and put the cork back. He explains
how I failed during third attempt, after writing pathology book containing
his foreword and despite 41/55 marks in external paper :-
Annual examination is not very important - a student
has another chance. During supplementary, I fail four students - two hindus
and two muslims. Out of two muslims, one is shia and one sunni. I never
fail sikhs - they are very bold people. I also never fail christians -
they are very gentle. This time unfortunately all the four failed third
time too. One brings girls to Jamaal hostel - that is his personal
life - but whenever his answer sheet is before me, that strikes my mind.
K.C. Chaudhry should have passed - by mistake I increased the marks of
R.K. Chaudhry - next time I shall be careful. Kunhabdullah married christian
nurse against Islam - I feel I have sufficiently punished him and done
my duty toward Islam. Shamsher Ali will not pass also in fourth attempt.
He is a shia but falsely claims to be sunni. Being shia is no crime. There
are so many in the same class but why should he hide that? Until he speaks
truth, he would never pass in Pathology.
The Inside Story
A
student : Sir, I have a stange information
for you. K.C. Chaudhry's book is already in market and doing well every
where else. It is not being sold at Aligarh because it is without foreword
written by you. The day he passes out his book shall be in Aligarh market.
Learned Professor
: Achhaa! Dekhta hoon saala pass kaise hota hai.
With 2 grace marks allowed, I obtained 6/50 marks in
internal paper with failing total 47/100
In order to pass in fourth attempt, I became his virtual
secretary, offered Chaarminar cigarette packs, XXX Rum and group tickets
to Tasveer Mahal Cinema a dozen times. Also when he was offered first copy
of my book with his foreword, he cursed the misinformer. The student had
already passed out - nothing could be done against him. As Guru Dakshina,
I wrote a series of editorials THE GURU in Clinical Reporter (1974). I
shall try to replicate the same on internet.
Dr Kunhabdulla M - my covictim, later received national
award from Giani Zail Singh for short stories published in Malaya Manorama.
Points to ponder :
An undergraduate student remains in library for months studying
only Pathology and scores 6/50
Professor JN Prasad expressing
shock, narrated :-
An undergraduate student writes
down all topics - important/unimportant - with his pen and scores 6/50
An undergraduate student proofreads
typed manuscripts of entire subject and scores 6/50
An undergraduate student proofreads
print of entire subject and scores 6/50
An undergraduate student performs
all the four together and then scores 6/50 but 41/50 in second paper -
same subject.
What more do you expect from undergraduate
student?
Before leaving Aligarh, the student narrates all above
to principal Col M Tajuddin, broadcasts facts to media with copies to VC
just within two years - Professor remains untouched, cohabiting with liver
cirrhosis.
I received a letter from GREAT Professor HB Maheshwari.
"In your book you have sited our paper with authors, Mehrotra RML, et al.
Since I am the first author, it should be Maheshwari HB et al.
I replied - Sorry Sir, it shall be rectified in next
edition. In fact I was yet to pass Pathology. With Professor RML Mehrotra
as examiner, I manipulated author statement.
With compliments from
Dr K Chaudhry
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